Bloopers

Like I've said before, "Chickens make HORRIBLE models."  Here's just a few attempts at cute pictures.

Take me to your leader!!

Peek-a-boo gone bad

Close up of chicken breast...that was not my intention

Grass looks nice at least

stood there the whole time it took me to grab my phone, unlock it, find the camera and then POOF she's gone

"All that I'm assssking, is give peace a chaaaance"